She’s Black. I’m White. And I’m unprepared.

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It was always a fantasy to date a black woman. Thye have great curves and amazing full bodies and it’s refreshing to have sex with a woman who is different than my usual menu of white women. My only worry is in the bedroom – can I measure up to the legend of the black man’s size?

Hopefully, my male enhancement products will help me measure up well. I’ve been taking them for years and I’ve satisfied every other woman I’ve been with. And one Asian. It’s ironic too since a study found that the most common configuration of interracial couple is a white male and an Asian female. I think that Asian women are very domestic and willing to please. Black women on the other hand are very demanding and loud! But I’m a big guy with strong confidence and a nice amount of charm so I’m not worried about getting a black woman interested. According to this dating coach I met, when dating outside your ethnic circle, you need to posses two things: a polite sensitivity to different cultural values, and confidence in your own racial identity so that sexual rejection won’t feel like racism.

Well, I’m psyched. We’ve been out before and there’s attraction, so I think I’m pretty set to make a move sexually. And I have the confidence that my male enhanced package will be an all-she-can-eat white meat buffet. I’m weaning her off dark meat.

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